If I were an architect designing a children’s park, I would make it look like a boring park on the surface. However, I would create a secret tunnel leading to the world’s largest trampoline amusement park. It would have a capacity for millions of children and include everything a child could want in a park, based on research.
I would also design a game room and a “no-parents” zone with everything a child needs to have fun. The craziest part? If children want to leave, they could go directly to their homes through secret tunnels I would (hypothetically!) dig to every house in the city. Of course, I would finance this with funds from entirely legal sources I discovered while digging. Definitely nothing illegal, I promise! 😅
The secret game room would be hidden inside a slide that looks slow and unimpressive from the outside. And if you find it, you can choose never to tell your friends—it’ll be our little secret. Our babysitter, E. Diddy, will make sure you’re taken care of.
This park would give you the best moments of your life! Oh, and if you contact us, you’ll be funded by us because we somehow have leftover money. 🙂