Holiday With Besties

When the plane touched down, I breathed a huge sigh of relief. My best friends and I weren’t happy because we didn’t finish shopping. We had only 24 bags of new BRAND!! Clothes. That wasn’t enough to show off to our friends (they weren’t human; we think they are monkeys).

We went to Atatürk Airport, but my bestie saw trash. She said, “Look! There was a piece of shit.” We looked there and saw her 123rd ex. My other bestie and I looked at each other, saying nothing. After she saw that guy from our school, she got so mad that she found an airplane. Then she threw the airplane. I said to my other bestie, “OMG! I think she got a little mad.” My bestie replied, “Yes, but not so much. If she got really mad, she would go to space and get Pluto, then throw it at that planet.” I said, “Yes, you are right. Let’s go and throw some money on her face. It might calm her down.” My bestie took some money from his Prada bag. Then, she threw a million dollars on her face. She calmed down, and our driver came to take us to my house. But I couldn’t believe my eyes! The driver got the wrong limousine. My besties didn’t care about the car, so I didn’t think too much about that. We went to my house, and we were so tired. We did face masks, and then I remembered we had homework.

Me: Guys, we have English homework.

B1: Damn, I remember that too; it’s a 1099-word writing assignment.

B2: Also, we have a 300-page math homework.

We spent 3 hours and 42 minutes in the bathroom shouting, and then we fell asleep there. I woke up, and my besties were still sleeping. I looked at the clock; it was 6:19. I removed my face mask and woke my besties up. We dressed in our new clothes and went to—oh, sorry, school. When we arrived, we saw many monkeys in the playground. There were gorillas and big monkeys on the basketball field. We went to the classroom, and our friend said (she is not a monkey),

Her: Did you do the homework?

Us: No.

Her: So the math and English teachers will kill you.

Us: We know.

The bell rang, and the students started entering the classrooms. The English teacher came in and asked everyone for their homework. She came to us, and we said, “Sorry, teacher, we didn’t do it.” The teacher got mad and threw a plane at us (the same plane).

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