A Simple Respectable Man (!)

 I am a simple man.

I wake up early, 6:00 am precisely, every morning. I wash my pale face and eat toast for breakfast. I brush my hair before changing into my clothes. I stare at the mirror for minutes and minutes and minutes. Maybe hours, even. I keep doing so until I find myself presentable. Now everyone will know I am a simple, normal, plain person. I shame those who don’t share the same routine as me because I have the most effective routine possible.

I am a simple, respectable man.

I have a respectable normal job. Obviously I am a great employee, with a very satisfying salary. I boss everyone around to make sure everyone knows how great and important my normal job is, unlike those artists or actors or whatever they call themselves. Seriously, how could doing art could ever be a job? Thats simply a hobby and it is no where near respectable and important as mine!

I am a simple, respectable, man.

I comment on girls’ make-ups in the street even tough they didn’t ask me. I give them my precious opinion so they can fix themselves according to my wants. When I go to a bar, I stare at those who wear mini-skirts, or those who wear unacceptable boyish clothes which is both unacceptable. I get angry when they dare to stand up to me, which is the most unacceptable of all things. I am the man here, they should act like it! They should coax my fragile masculinity, not destroy it! Unacceptable, unacceptable all of them!

I am a simple respectable man, as everyone else should be.

I think even the idea of anyone having mental health problems is nonsense as depression, anxiety and all those “diseases” or “situations” they have come up with are just different names of laziness. Laziness is no excuse for being a lacking citizen. These people who come up with said gibberish should be excluded from society, as they can be horrible examples for our children!

I am a simple respectable man, as everyone else should be.

Since menthal health is completely gibberish as I said, I also think parents who indulge in their lazy, disgraceful kids who claim to be depressed or whatever, completely foolish. “Depression” is just in the kids head, placed there by those horrible video games they play! Kids clearly can’t think or have proper opinons at all, so letting them get lost in their own fantasies is a completely sensless behaviour of a parent.

I am who everyone else should be.

I find abusing my power at work quite easy, and I do so. Anyone who doesnt have the same salary or position as me must be below me as a person as well. They fit perfectly into the descriptions of my prejudices.

I hide behind ancient beliefs to make sure I am better than everyone. İf anyone disagrees, they must be stupid since they can’t understand me. They fit perfectly into the descriptions of my prejudices.

I consider myself perfect, and expect everyone else to be exactly like me and obey my demands. Deep down I think they should live to please me, to keep me happy. İf anyone doesn’t, they fit perfectly into the descriptions of my prejudices.

I am who everyone else should be.

I find having prejudices quite easy, since I am the greatest of all and anyone who is not me is below me.

I find enforcing those prejudices onto other people even easier.

So show me some more prejudice, and I will move the world to make everyone fit into the description.

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